The men be drink’n…. late night as per usual!
Not want’n t’be wak’n up early, seems we had no choice!
Batbeard and his mace decided twud be wise t’go macing the slaves! Not even the common courtesy to be eating them, pure waste tis what it was! I be seeing shark attacks with less decapitation!
Seems the interrogater not be lik’n this…. He was quick to challange the mace weilding maniac that is, Batbeard! Shocked was i! As captain i felt it my duty to sort this problem out…. so i be waking up the rest o d’crew to come watch!!! Bets were on!!!! I put 2 buckets o’rum on the Interrogator…. a risk tak’n mood i was in!
The fight only be start’n and out stroods the whore….in all her whorish goodness. Would be a fools eye that passes by without looking at those curves. Still, not polite to be wak’n up the younger “members” o d’crew so early in the morning, minds be drifting ya see!
Food she be wanting!!!! Seems t’be forgetting we be Pirates!!!! No pirate on this fine vessel shall be answering to a whore….less they face the curse of Saint Jimmy!
The Diplomat suggested i be leading her down the plank for disturbing the fight….. not being one to decline such a fine suggestion, i was almost ready t’agree! Dis time however i thought twud be best to hold onto her for d’time be’in! She be the only whore onboard after all…. the crew be having needs, last thing we need is that filthy lot getting too comfortable with each other! Tomathy already be a tad ‘uncommon’ in his sexual appetite as it is! Best we dont let that manifest itself too much….
So i did the next best thing…. i be giving her to the lil one! LiL pi’ wi’ as he be known t’da lot of us! She be having a great deal o work ta tame a young’n like that!
Locked em both below deck did i!
“Back to work ya filthy scum! Darren…..supplies be run’n low, yar best be set’n course for, Rum Island!!!!!”
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