Not want’n t’be wak’n up early, seems we had no choice!
Batbeard and his mace decided twud be wise t’go macing the slaves! Not even the common courtesy to be eating them, pure waste tis what it was! I be seeing shark attacks with less decapitation!

Seems the interrogater not be lik’n this…. He was quick to challange the mace weilding maniac that is, Batbeard! Shocked was i! As captain i felt it my duty to sort this problem out…. so i be waking up the rest o d’crew to come watch!!! Bets were on!!!! I put 2 buckets o’rum on the Interrogator…. a risk tak’n mood i was in!
The fight only be start’n and out stroods the whore….in all her whorish goodness. Would be a fools eye that passes by without looking at those curves. Still, not polite to be wak’n up the younger “members” o d’crew so early in the morning, minds be drifting ya see!

Food she be wanting!!!! Seems t’be forgetting we be Pirates!!!! No pirate on this fine vessel shall be answering to a whore….less they face the curse of Saint Jimmy!
The Diplomat suggested i be leading her down the plank for disturbing the fight….. not being one to decline such a fine suggestion, i was almost ready t’agree! Dis time however i thought twud be best to hold onto her for d’time be’in! She be the only whore onboard after all…. the crew be having needs, last thing we need is that filthy lot getting too comfortable with each other! Tomathy already be a tad ‘uncommon’ in his sexual appetite as it is! Best we dont let that manifest itself too much….

So i did the next best thing…. i be giving her to the lil one! LiL pi’ wi’ as he be known t’da lot of us! She be having a great deal o work ta tame a young’n like that!
Locked em both below deck did i!

“Back to work ya filthy scum! Darren…..supplies be run’n low, yar best be set’n course for, Rum Island!!!!!”

yyyaarrrr

TJ (aka the big cheese) – Twud be me!

Quote = Get moving! There be thiev’n to be done!

Pudgy (second in command) – Drinks too much of my rum!

Quote = “not in the face……..”

BatBeard - The Mace weilding maniac

quote = “i’ll mace you good!”

PegLeg Jebus – Romantically attached to the ships cannons!

Quote = “If its not broke, it needs a bigger gun!”

Cannon fodder – The one man shield

Quote = “eeeehhhhhhh…..”

Saint Jimmy – Religious he be…….

Quote = “Burn the Jew!”

Tomathy – The power of blonde hair makes him strong!

Quote = “touch my hair….i dares ya!”

Darren the Wise – Some things he knows….most he doesnt!!

Quote = “I slept with 5 wemon last night……. that was before the orgy!”

Sandy – A whore we be need’n!

Quote = “……..stop……touching…..me…….Darren!”

Arthur – The headshot devil!

Quote = “Mwuahahahaha Boom bitch!”

Crazy Dave! – Need i say more!!!! (hermaphrodite)

Quote = “…….i get jokes me…..”

LiL Pi’ Wi’ - Because a life without music would be s**t!

Quote = “You call that a riff!”

Interrogator – Straight from your nightmares!

Quote = “Have you ever seen yourself bleed…”

The Diplomat – His ways be a tad….. odd!

Quote = “You want peace……il give you peace, by giving you WAR!”

Pirate Steve – His name isnt steve…. yet its what he wants to be called!

Quote = “Thats Mr . Steve to you……”

Of course we be hav’n a selection o’ grunts! But they bare no reason t’be mentioned!

Tomorra we enter the pacific, PegLeg Jebus already hav d’cannons loaded… action we may be find’n!

yyyyyaaaarrrr

I feel like he doesnt want to be part of the group anymore, this calls for drastic measures to be taken against him.

However, as im currently eating pizza my brain is basically switched off right now.

So i need suggestions people, if your not part of the solution your part of the problem….

Wooee behold anyone who is part of the problem, yal deal with the pirates!!!!

Its clear that…….

AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW  SICK!

Im watching Apocalypto….. he just ate the balls of a bore raw!

*runs to the toilet…..puke!!!

Pudgy thought it only proper to cast him overboard before we set sail. Not being one to get in the way of a Rum filled Pudgy i let him be…

The crew be excited for the journey ahead, the see be vast and davey jones’s locker be endless. Curse the perils of the sea, we be pirates…

Most o’da crew be scrubbing the decks as of now! Fulled with Rum they thought twud wise to pee overboard…..into the wind!! I still smell da slight tang.

Twud be all for now, tis feeding time in the castle, may the devil strike down the first soul that touchs me meat!!!! YYYYAARRRRR

Behold…..  http://www.cheerios.com/

Here you shall find multiple versions of the award winning cereal! Make sure you have tissue with you, when you go there you will most likely expel bodily fluids….

A later search of Ebay revealed that there is a limited edition year 2000 box of unopend cheerios. It is my life’s dream to own this limited edition holy relic.

 Indiana Jones Hat…….Check

Indiana Jones Whip…..Check

Tom Cruise vodo doll…Check

LET THE HUNT BEGIN!!!!!

However, sometime after dawn i realised we aint yet gots a ship to be sail’n on, probably had to sumit to do with the over abundance of rum!

For now il blame Pudgy, never trusted that fellor anyways, smells too clean for my lik’n!

Looks like we be setting sail tomorra…. until then, RUM!!!!!!!!!

YYYYYYAAAAAARRRRRRR

Also, any talk about the world take over in here will result in an ass whooping!

We wouldnt want that now would we!